That's when you crack a 10am beer
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Randomize
