yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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