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(708): View more from Illinois

He uses pillows to masturbate.

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(334): View more from Alabama

I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon

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(352): View more from Florida

Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen

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(972): View more from Texas

Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.

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(571): View more from Virginia

you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again

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(704): View more from North Carolina

three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'

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(605): View more from South Dakota

"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award

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