Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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