It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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