So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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