Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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