just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
and eventually we just all took our pants off
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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