fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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