Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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