1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Randomize
