You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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