So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Randomize
