Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
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