I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
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