So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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