belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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