Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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