i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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