Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Randomize
