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Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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