Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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