Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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