every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
