At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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