just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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