Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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