GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Randomize
