Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
Randomize
