I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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