my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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