I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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