real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
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