So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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