The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
