Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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