Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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