accomplished twins. life is a go
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Randomize
