Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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