But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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