I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
My bed smells like the plague
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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