i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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