My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
you told grandpa to call you daddy
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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