people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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