okay pat passed out under dana's car
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
The adults are the big ones right?
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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