Don't you send me to vm
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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