toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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