Are we in a gay sports bar?
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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