She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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