i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
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